Because this is a remix album, I think it would be unfair to rate the album as a whole, so instead I wrote a few sentences on how each song made me feel.
money machine (A. G. Cook)
Not a fan of distortion of vocals in the beginning, but production is on point; near the end, a bass boost - meh. Overall, A. G. Cooked.
5/10
ringtone (Charli XCX, Kero Kero Bonito, Rico Nasty)
I haven't listened to "brat", but I guess it feels XCX-y? Kero Kero Bonito feels very out of place, especially with "Wait, Charli, can you sing the chorus again please?". Charli maining the vocals helps a lot though.
3/10
745 sticky (Injury Reserve)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NVvnkJ0Sw
0/10
gec 2 Ü (Danny L Harle)
Fuck that's a catchy intro, let down by the beat drop though :( It sounds like he just found the gabber drums and decided to copy paste them everywhere.
4/10
hand crushed by a mallet (Fall Out Boy, Craig Owens, Nicole Dollanganger)
Probaby a highlight of this album. I fuck with the chorus heavy, can't really expect less from Fall Out Boy though! Nailed the ending.
7/10
800db cloud (Ricco Harver)
Mixing is fucked, sounds a lot like Explorers of the Internet (i.e. dubstep). Executed well enough.
4/10
stupid horse (GFOTY, Count Baldor)
👎 lyrics, rhyming "bird" with "bird". Not a big fan.
4/10
ringtone (umru)
Good, interesting spin "ringtone-tone-tone", don't know if fits with the rest of the song, but it's an umru quirk above everything else.
5/10
xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (Tommy Cash, Hannah Diamond)
Second highlight of the album, in my opinion it's better than original purely because of the noise in chorus. Tommy Cash's part was cool, and incorporating OG vocals with teh new melody works REALLy well.
8/10
745 sticky (Black Dresses)
Yep, that's Black Dresses alright
5/10
gecgecgec (Lil West, Tony Velour)
Third highlight! Replacing non-lyrics with rap works out really well, thus better than original.
7/10
xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (99jakes)
Just like Danny L Harle - catchy intro, chorus/second part - blegh, over copypasted gabber. Bridge is 4/10 at best, just doesn't fit with the rest of the remix.
5/10
gec 2 Ü (Dorian Electra)
"Please hold while I connect you to a rock-hard, wet (gec) that's just dying to talk to you"
Production-wise, very OG-like, just worse. Overly horny lyrics, but that part in particular - kind of a bop.
3/10
hand crushed by a mallet (N0THANKY0U)
I am biased (I love n0)!! A fan of incomprehensible, noisy lyrics in this particular instance.